SMS Jokes on Husband Wife
Shadi ke doran ladki boli -
Suno ji
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.
4 Saal baad wohi bivi:
kutte! Ruk ja!
Aaj yaaa tu nahi ya mein nahi!
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A couple had a huge fight one night
Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids
Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none
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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
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An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free..
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters to All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..
Which Trip ?
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What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
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Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever
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Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
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Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
.
.
.
Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!
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Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya*
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Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.
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